Wierd, yet Logical Dream

Okay, if you know me well, you know I have wacked out dreams. But, I think this dream I had the other night took the cake.

In my dream I gave birth to a.... jar of mayonnaise! My little jar of mayonnaise grew up and married ... a bottle of mustard! The mayo and mustard had a baby, and it was a mixture of mayo and mustard. So my mayo/mustard grandchild grew up and married... a ruffle potato chip.

Most psycho and random dream ever, right? It actually makes perfect sense with the translation from www.dreammoods.com . I looked up all the elements of my dream in their dream dictionary.

Birth
To dream that you are giving birth to a non-human creature, signifies your overwhelming (an unfounded) fear in the health of your baby. You are overly concerned that your baby may have birth defects. This type of dream is common in expectant mothers in their second trimester.

Mayonnaise
To see or eat mayonnaise in your dream, represents disappointment in your waking life. It also indicates the occurrence of insults and disrespect in some situation or relationship. (I had been so disappointed over something that had happened that night and someone had told me how huge I was and that she didn't get that big til she was 9 months.)

Mustard
To see mustard in your dream, signifies success and wealth. (Brady just got his new job)

Potato Chips
To see or eat potato chips in your dream, symbolizes your overindulgent behavior. (We had a huge potluck at work that day and I ate tons, and then Brady and I ate at Mexican that night and I way over ate.)

So you see...it makes perfect sense!