The Legend of the Exploding Egg Yolk

I am coming to believe that a trick was played on me by Fred and George Weasley. I’m not kidding. I truly believe that a wizard of some sort pulled a prank on me this morning. It was just a regular morning- I got up, showered, got ready and then went to eat some breakfast. Yesterday I had made some hard-boiled eggs. I pulled one out of the fridge to eat it, but I didn’t want to eat it cold. So I microwaved it for one minute. It was a little too hot when I got it out, so I ran it under some cold water. Then I took the shell off, sat down to watch the morning news and started eating my egg. I ate most of the white part first- when I got to the yolk I decided it didn’t look to appetizing so I decided to squeeze the yolk out and just eat the white. As I squeezed it out- all of a sudden BANG! The egg yolk exploded with an audible pop. I couldn’t help but scream! Yolk chunks went everywhere! It was all over me- my hair, the couch. It was the weirdest thing. It was just like a joke that would be played at Hogwarts. Next time I’ll think twice about microwaving an egg.