So, yesterday I went to the dentist to get some cavities filled. Now I haven't had a cavity since I was just little, so I kinda forgot what it was like to get them filled. But, apparently dentistry has changed a bit since 1990, because it was completely different from what I remember. After the dentist gave me about 10 shots of novocaine, he said, "Put the rubber dam on her." Rubber dam? What the heck is a rubber dam?!... I had no idea what I was in for. Apparently a rubber dam is a little contraption they put on to isolate the tooth, so they can work on it easier. And it looks like this, when it's on....
My mouth was as wide open as possible, I was numb on the one side of my face, it was completely awkward, and the little piece of rubber was obstructing my nostrils. So there I am in this completely uncomfortable and foreign situation, and then here comes the dentist drill! RRRRRrrrrrrreeeeer! RRrrrrrrrreeeerrrr! I swear this was some strange form of ancient Chinese torture.
After it was all done, I went back to work. I couldn't feel the whole right side of my face- from my eyelid all the way down my neck. I talked with a lisp, I couldn't swallow, it was lunch time and I could eat. It was pure torture, I tell you!
The numbness didn't go away for 4 or 5 hours after the appointment! But, once it was gone, the pain hit. Every spot he had given me a shot killed, and I apparently had bitten my tongue and didn't feel it.
So what's the moral of the story? Don't eat candy and brush your teeth!